The Join Lily of Switz got lazy 32 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its suspicion of poets and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 11.729 billion Join Lily are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 37.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Join Lily economy, worth 444 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,869 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, cold medicines curiously become cheaper when government officials sneeze, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got lazy 32's national animal is the Join Lily, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Switz got lazy 32 is ranked 111,901^st in the world and 3,799^th in Suspicious for Most Corrupt Governments, with 9.5 kickbacks per hour.